House Tour
"Hey! I'm Mac Jamison, and I'll be your host for SimBC's newest reality show, coming soon on prime time television! Now, you may be wondering what kind of inane challenges we'll be forcing a bunch of young, beautiful adults to debase themselves into doing for the chance to win some prize that a network executive determined based on our quarterly budget." "We've searched the entire country for 8 lucky women who will get to compete for the love of a chiseled Adonis. The twist? Some of them might be competing for a different prize altogether. But before we get into that, let's have a tour of our first (and hopefully not the last) season's setting: Midas Manor" "Let's head inside." "We're first greeted by the manor's living room, with a seating area by the fireplace. This is where we'll hold elimination rounds, right until we're down to our last lady." "Just beside that